Photo credit: Conal McSweeney
Electric Picnic is banging out the lineup announcements in anticipation for an epic weekend and today announced a host of amazing Salty Dog acts.
These musicians - press-ganged, poorly paid, drenched in bootleg rum, and barked at by the strawberry-nosed stump-toothed captain for leaving guitar picks lying around - find themselves wondering why they are standing on the battered deck of a shipwreck wheezing under the strain of several years of wanton neglect, invaded by rot and rust, disguised with a lick of paint the day before the festival.
Why? Because the Salty Dog is where your parents never wanted you to end up, and that's why you are all there. Including your parents.
The turn-of-the-century harbour that provides a bosom to the gloriously decadent Salty Dog once again comes to life - if 'life' is the right word for the kind of riff-raff that frequent this miscreant port.
The scurvy-riddled crew barter for washed-up buoys and stolen lobster pots with a man in a van near Bunclody, and scavenge for anchors and sails from a shipyard in the dead of night.
Lights are slung high in the sky and The Salty Dog is ready: hustlers, rustlers, duckers and divers move like critters around the port, lowering the tone with toothy grins, doing anything at all to turn a dime - blood spatters from the crude dentist shop, tattooed giants arm-wrestle girls for ale, grime-covered merchants hawk smoked fish and contraband oysters, warty ladies mend fishing nets and croak shanties at each other, and unqualified doctors offer guidance for unsavoury medical complaints.
Salty Dog - life at the bottom of the barrel. Arghhhh. See the line up below:
SALTY DOG AT ELECTRIC PICNIC 2019
OTHERKIN - CATHY DAVEY - MELTYBRAINS
KORMAC - PILLOW QUEENS - MOXIE
RSAG - STEFAN MURPHY AND THE ATHLETES OF SOUL - TOUTS - THE SCRATCH
GALWAY STREET CLUB - NEALO - JINX LENNON - COOKS BUT WE’RE CHEFS - KHARTOUM - VULPYNES
THE ROADHOUSE DOORS - WAITING FOR SMITH THESE CHARMING MEN PLAY THE MUSIC OF THE SMITHS
STATE LIGHTS - BADHANDS - MONTAUK HOTEL - PORCELAIN HILL - AMY MONTGOMERY - BRIAN WHITTINGTON
SHOGUNZ OF STANK - AUTRE MONDE - THE WEDNESDAY GANG - OJO - SINEAD O’BRIEN
THE UPROOT HOOTENANNY - CARRON - BICURIOUS - AMBER AND THE BEAR - DJ MO KELLY
AND THE INFAMOUS COLLABORATION OF MUSICIANS ‘THE SALTY DOG NO STARS’ PLAY LOU REEDS ‘TRANSFORMER’